jawbreaker

A cock so big that is causes lockjaw or incredible jaw pain when being sucked on.

Little girls love candy, and nothing is sweeter than my jawbreaker.

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Uncle Grubby's Special

While in midair (from a jump for example) you fart on your hand and slap the fuck out of someone next to you (generally the back of the head or the face.)

Jarome: "Can you believe it, that bitch didn't want to deepthroat me?"
Tim: "What did you do about it?"
Jarome: "I kept giving her Uncle Grubby's Specials until she did what I said."
Time: "Yeah thats what I would have done too."

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