Elijah

I know we've all watched the Eli movie and are scared but the Elijah boys are the sweetest boys you'll ever meet. They are the best males you'll ever know so if you lose an Elijah, you deserve to lose your life.

Girl 1: I'm into J___ again
Boy 1: 'Wtf why don't you date Elijah? He's sexy af'
Girl 1: Dude that's gay...

granddaddy

ik people love their cousins a bit too much or their siblings but what about grandparents, or grandaddys 😏

Grandpa: oh my Isabella you are a very good looking woman
Isabella: damn granddaddy u are so hot rn-

2👍 2👎

Homoshockia

Homphobia but in a non offensive way. Like you see gay and are shocked but you not in the way that it makes you wanna commit mass genocide.

Guy: *shooketh*
Lesbian 1: WHAT?! STOP LOOKING HOMPHOBE
Guy: No no I'm not homophobic, in a state of homoshockia, keep being you
Lesbian 2: Bet he's a gay in denial

Boob Cheese

I couldn't find this on here so here is the definition:
A woman's breast milk but it's cheese

Girl 1: I like this cheese! What kind is it?
Girl 2: It's my boob Cheese!
Girl 1: Oh shit-

4👍 1👎

Grace

The name Grace talks about a woman who is beautiful, hot and overall amazing. They might not think it but they are the most sexiest motherfuckers alive and they need to be told that!

Girl 1: Umm, I broke up with Grace
Girl 2: What the fuck? She is a motherfucking goddess!

40👍 5👎

Bi-social

A questioning stage of bisexuality.

BI-SOCIAL IS A SEXUALITY!!!!!!!

Girl 1: So, who do you like?
Girl 2: I used to like Ben but now I might like Stacie.
Girl 1: So, you are bi?
Girl 2: I am unsure at the moment so I call my bi-social!