audrey

She can be a really good friend at times, but she sorta turns on you allot. She starts allot of drama for no reason and it gets annoying. She stabs your back and tells your secrets allot. She is super pretty, and is hilarious!

"Who even started this drama?!" "Audrey" "Of course it was her." "I know right, she always starts stupid beef."

(new person comes in) "Whatcha talking about" "Audrey." "Omg, I KNOW RIGHT! SHE IS SO FRIGGIN PRETTY!!" "Uhhhhh..." "Sure."

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the reason you're not vegetarian

bacon....

:)

"On Pinterest it has this screenshot saying the definition of bacon and I thought it was funny."
"K, what is it?"
"Bacon is the reason I'm not a vegetarian...."
"Nice. BTW, That joke is sooooo old."

the reason you're not vegetarian--------- bacon

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