Barry Bottombringer

Barry Bottombringer is a Shafapper,
A misfit, A hooligan, A bollockslicker

He engages in Sexual acts with Beetles, and is a Furry Femboy

Shrek:
"Once upon a time, there was a lovely Barry Bottombringer, But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.

Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes

Shrek:
What a load of--