Blue balls

When that liberal chick who really wanted to fuck you finds out you voted Republican, and takes it out on your erection.

Dude, she had me right at the edge, but saw the Cruz t-shirt in my laundry hamper, walked the fuck out, and left me with the worst case of blue balls.

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Mung

70's era slang term for cum

I found it deeply satisfying to be a woman sitting in a meeting of overbearing, male studio execs, with a crotch full of mung from my morning room with the pool boy.

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