Thilo

NEVER be a Thilo.. A Thilo will go round his girlfriends when the boys are having a night out. Thilo's will often brag about their shitty cooking and leave their shit everywhere. A Thilo usually enjoys gay sports such as cricket and eating their own shit. Don't be a Thilo, they're retards.

Bro 1: "Have you seen that kid? He's playing cricket"
Bro 2: "Yeah man, thats a Thilo, probably eating his own shit"

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John

this kid shits his pants at motive, don't be a John....

bro 1: my farts fucking stinks

bro 2:dont be a John, he shits his pants

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Stocks

Stocks birds are closely related to Nuns, these girls not only jump to conclusions but think they're the dogs bollocks aswell. You must NEVER encounter these girls when they are on the blob or when they have stinky minges as it may effect your mental health. If you are playing a numbers game and looking in stocks, you are looking in the wrong place.

bro 1: I tried to bang this fit bird today but I got swerved

bro 2: fuck me that must be a Stocks bird

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