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Cristiano Ronaldo

One of the biggest cheats in football. However, is very talented when he's not rolling around on the floor, begging for free kicks or penaltys. Despite contrary beliefe, he is not THAT attractive and frequently gets a full body wax. He is also known for desperatly attempting to get players for the opposition sent off.

Ted: Look, Fred! Cristiano Ronaldo's on the floor again after tripping over thin air!

Fred: It's a shame he brings his huge ego onto the pitch with him. I don't know how he gets his big head through the tunnel :/

by MyWay. September 22, 2008

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