Alastina

The weirdest girl you will ever meet. However because of this weirdness she is one of the most entertaining people you will meet.

If you do ever meet an Alastina.
Stay with her.
Make your time together count and memorable.

I always smile when Alastina is around

Otter's tail

A long stick similar to that of a mans genital.

That looks like an Otter's Tail!
You're right it does!