Red, White, and Bluekkake

The patriotic facial you get after your buddies take turns chugging Dark Berry Bash and punching each other in the kidneys while rubbing one out to Walker, Texas Ranger. Ideally on Independence Day. Or any Tuesday night at Applebee's.

I forgot my face paint and the fireworks start in an hour!

Don't trip, we can give you a Red, White, and Bluekkake!