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We have the best manny! You simply must look up Terry Poppins!
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When you felch lemonade out of your partners ass
The president of the US spends more time on the golf course than serving the country. Think of how many Anal Palmers that man has downed.
The act of peeing inside of a butthole.
I'd stay away from Lewis, he's a total groundskeeper. I mean, unless that's your thing.
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When youâre jazzed About your food delivery order, so you wank it while you wait.
Dude I canât wait for this sushi, itâs giving me grub hub chub rub.
When you get a larger beer/drink than what you need, or perhaps even want. The bigger the drink, the cooler the guy/girl... That's the mentality that leads to overcupensating.
Freddie had to go one step further, a 20oz draft of Crap Lite wasn't enough.... He got the 28oz. He's definitely overcupensating.
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When you're all wet and you use helicopter dick as a method of drying yourself
"Sam, why are you crying?"
"Because Paul thought it'd be funny to throw out a hydrocopter and that water got in my mouth!"