Mykenzie

A person that creates odd sounding noises, not usually capable of being emitted by a human being, often able or more than likely act as a call device for the vast majority of animals on the earth. She loves to let people think she is “100% that bitch” but she’s in fact kind of boring. She’s very inexperienced and very stupid sometimes but that just comes with knowing her. She’s the type of person that wants to buy a dildo but is too scared of being judged by literally no one. She also has two hearts and old people knees. But she’s kinda cool.

“MyKenzie is gay”

grettlegurg

Noun

A grettlegurg is the kind of person to shit in a urinal and not even flush. A grettlegurg is an insult of deepest angst and anger.

“That grettlegurg got semen on my couch.”

Chronic Coviditis

A terrible disease that attacks the muscular tissue in the male reproductive organ, making it smaller in size.

“Why’s it so small?”

“My chronic coviditis made it much smaller. I swear it was bigger!”