triple yourself

When you cum, puke and shit all at once, as seen on Misfits.

(John) So how was last night?
(Jack) Aww man, I got so drunk that I somehow managed to shit cum and puke at once!
(John) You managed to triple yourself? YUCK!

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period friend

Someone who a girl always turns to thats on their period.

Daughter: Im hideous no one likes me!
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.