Madeline

Flawless of course! Most likely obsessed over a celebrity... A Madeline is often referred to as Sexy Goddess of Love and One Whom Makes Ovaries Explode. No one can keep their eyes of of her because her effort less beauty is remarkably captivating. She is the luckiest girl in the world and anyone is extremely lucky to have her. She is also classified as athletic or sporty and is a master in the art of fangirling. However she is not brightest of people. A Madeline can make anyones day but beware because she's kind of a bitch... She will cut you! She will often suggest that you move to a far away country, like Israel. Dont be alarmed when she refers to you as "Yentl", a "dwarf" or a "stupid stuck up barbie doll that will most likely marry a local plumber, gain 200 pounds and will then be know as Shamu the walking baby maker". She only means to tease. Some of her many catch phrases may include "Oh hell no" "Bitch please" "Begonce" "Its exhausting to look at you" "No me gusta" "Without alcohol there is nothing to live for" and "What up my niggers".

Madeline: Approach with caution!

That girl is totally turning me on. Such a Madeline!

That girl is too good to be true! She must be a Madeline!

Did you see how she just boomed that test? She is such a Madeline haha.

I sure do wish she was gay.

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