Horny

Found in descendants of Jennifer Disch, this powerful emotion is one brought upon by a multitude of actions. For example, if Jacob was to notice the color blue, he would become irresponsibly horny. If he were to be within a fifteen mile radius of a female, Jacob would become horny. These examples help us to better understand the mindset behind Jacob and Jonah Disch and how their superior brain allows them to experience this emotion. On rare occasions, Jacob has been documented as becoming dangerously horny whilst viewing a Soccer match played by Barcelona or when coming into physical contact with a person(s) of the male gender.

Jacob look away from that boy’s jeans you’re getting so horny.

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