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Gbogglemanhbingus is the arch rival to bingus, he is the form of google chrome all grown up and is in the form of a cat. (I mean bingus might be like 5000 years old since hairless cats only come from Egypt but thatâs not the point)
Person 1: hey did you see the fight between gbogglemanhbingus and bingus last night? Person 2: yeah it was so intense! Unfortunately I couldnât see the end cause I had to go get more chicken!
Parasitic acid is unknown and not many people know what it is, but here right now sitting my ass on my computer with Doritos residue on my fingers found out. Parasitic acid is actually found in every single gas station in existence and only is found in gas stations, itâs this weird green stuff called MTN DEW and it tastes like shit, and itâs the most toxic substance Iâve ever consumed like itâs truly phenomenal that such a product like this could even exist like thereâs advertisement for this game called call of duty with this skeleton man on it like I just canât stop drinking this but I hate it so much, but maybe itâs just that the feeling of my organs getting ruptured on the inside and my arteries getting clogged and internal bleeding going everywhere itâs just so magnificent.
Loser 1: hey wanna listen to Weezer while we drink parasitic acid aka Mountain Dew? Idiot 2: sure man I love getting sent to the emergency room!