sleepwoke

A person (generally a white person) who thinks they're "woke" to the oppression of others (generally people of color), but who still blunders into conversations and shoots white privilege everywhere like a mayonnaise cannon.

- Man, that chick went on a rant to my 62-year-old black grandma about how many TED talks she's watched about racial discrimination, and then had the nerve to say she "felt attacked" when Grandma called her out.

- she sleepwoke af

mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.

I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *