S.M.A.R.T

when your job forces you to have unnecessary goals and tell you to work S.M.A.R.T (specific, measurable,achievable,realistic, timely) which is just complete bs

when in fact S.M.A.R.T is just your manager being extremely lazy and throws unnecessary work at you and wants you to figure it out while that said manager takes the glory making them out to be below and is your sign to escape

Stupid
Managers
Are
Really
Toxic

BOSS: I nEeD YoU tO WoRk S.M.A.R.T

YOU: Sure boss because you are really S.M.A.R.T.....

Twunk

ok like lets get for real lgbtq+ community ...in the gay realm ..men of all ages that goes by words (bear, twink, otter etc) or not lets make this word evolve from twink 20+ to twunk 30+ :D

wow that Twunk looks more submissive and breedable compared to that Twink.

16👍 15👎

Aged Catfishing

A person who is in their teens or 20s lies about their age hoping to look young in their 30s or 40s, 50s etc..

PERSON 1: SINGLE, 32, LIVES ON PLANET EARTH!
PERSON 2: Are you really 32...?
PERSON 1: Uhhh no I'm 16
PERSON 2: you're just Aged Catfishing