Ninja Gift

Ninja Gift - To give someone a gift who is not expecting the gift. This differs from a normal gift because often the event is past and the person cannot give a gift in return, yet feels the obligation to give a gift.

"Bob Ninja Gifted me for Christmas and now I look like the ass because I didn't give him anything!"

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Urban Pinecone

When anyone, particularly a hobo, takes a dump in a city, the resulting poop is known as an Urban Pinecone.

Note: Unlike standard pine cones, Urban Pinecones do not need fire to fulfill their destiny, simply an inconveniently placed foot.

While walking downtown, Bob stepped on an Urban Pinecone. A miserable look crossed his face.

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Hairy-owl

Librarian with too much pubic hair

That is a hairy-owl, trust me I hit that bushy bookworm last night.