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When a girl is sitting down and she farts, but instead of the fart escaping through the back, it moves to the front and into the vagina. The fart then re-releases, as a queef. But, it is a combination of both, hence Fueef.
Girl 1: Did you just fart?
Girl 2: Sort of, it was a fueef.
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A male demon that prays upon living males for sexual pleasures. Similar to an Incubus or Succubus.
Guy 1: Duude, the other night I was attacked by a Homobus and he touched me inappropriately, then disappeared into thin air!!!
Guy 2: WTF?!
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A combination between tomboy and bro. A girl that is really attractive but is down to earth. She can be "one of the guys" while maintaining feminine qualities. Will drink a beer, participate in sexual conversations, and will never read into to anything.
Guy 1: Who invited the chick to guys game night??
Guy 2: Oh don't worry dude, she's cool.
Guy 1: But she is a girl...and HOT.
Guy 2: Ya man, but she's like a tombro, she's got a sick poker face.
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When a guy you have no type of sexual relationship with sends you a text at an extremely late (or early) hour wanting some sort of sexual favor - similar to sleep texting, but with their dick.
Friend1: So "bob" was dick texting me last night :/
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!
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Sex flashes occur to someone who used to be really sexually active then stops cold turkey. If sexual intercourse does not occur soon, sex flashes begin - sudden, uncontrollable urges to have sex with anyone.
Girl 1: I have not had sex in a LONG time!! I'm getting desperate.
Girl 2: What do you mean?
Girl 1: I have had several sex flashes when I see random hot guys!!
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