Sibling

A combination of a best friend and a punching bag

Tony is my sibling. He bugs the heck out of me, but I love him so much.

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Laxitive

a person who irritates the crap out of you

Bob is such an laxitive

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Constipated

When you're full of crap, and you don't give a shit

John was full of crap, but he couldn't shit, he was constipated

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Toadstool

Something you NEVER see a toad sitting on

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Me neither.

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Hairball

What your cat pukes up Often in front of guests or during dinner. Or both

Muffins, our cat, walked in while we were having the revrend over for dinner and coughed up a hairball in his lap

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Die

pass away
pass on
lose one's life
expire
breathe one's last
meet one's end
meet one's death
lay down one's life
perish
go the way of all flesh
go to one's last resting place
go to meet one's maker
cross the great divide
slip away
give up the ghost
kick the bucket
croak
buy it
turn up one's toes
cash in one's chips
bite the big one
check out
buy the farm
depart this life
join the choir invisible
shuffle off the mortal coil
hop the perch
run down the curtain

He died

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