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a substance that you drink/eat. it makes you shit like a horny donkey
moron 1: i took a laxitive last night
moron 2: i bet you shit like a horny donkey.
moron 1: Yes.
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1.) one who attacks and quickly retreats, usually maocks from behind a wall or sliding door
2.) one who is too lazy to spell out lacrosse
syn: mentallly impared/retarded
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._.laxitives._ is a TikTok user with almost 1900 followers.
._.laxitives._ created the hashtag #yoonbumsinmybasement, he also makes some pretty awesome videos and is a trans creator. He mostly posts about his life and what he's doing but also has anime and bl as well as videos about his best friend amd crush
Person 1: hey have you heard if the TikTok user ._.laxitives._
Person 2: ya they are my favourite TikToker
To take laxatives in order to lubricate anal sex. For people who don’t want to fuck a clean arsehole.
Andy asked Pete to take laxatives so he would laxitate all down his shaft and ruin the fresh sheets with his runny gape juices
(an emotion) Being to such an extreme as to make you defecate on the spot.
*Jane: I went to Spookers the other night.
John: How was it?
Jane: Laxitively terrifying! (It scared the shit out of me)
*That comedian was Laxitively hilarious (I laughed till I shat)