Modern Warfare 3

Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it, and you're like "oh man, I'm going to have to suck this thing". You brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "well, at least I got that out of the way". However, the giant cock rears its ugly head, and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this cock is penetrating your grey matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor functions. Then, the giant cock slaps you across the cheek and knocks you out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours.

That's what the new Modern Warfare 3 will be like.

Gamer 1: hey have you seen the new Modern warfare 3? it looks sick!

Gamer 2: Yeah I've seen it.

Gamer 1: Preordered!

Gamer 2: Faggot. You should get battlefield 3 instead.

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Omega Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden back from the grave.

Only quads can stop him!

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