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Mystify on järjestelmäherra

by Mystify August 13, 2003

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Elie

The hottest woman in the world. Her proper title is “Mommy” and must always be used. Elie’s may appear small and inferior but they are very aggressive scary hot individuals. Every guy wants her, all girls want to be like her. They are queens of Passive aggressive. Also, they have horrible coffee taste, so if she likes a coffee you know right away it’s bad.

Anna: Hey Elie….
Elie: ummmmm sorry it seems you forgot how to properly approach me (stares aggressively)
(Anna gulps)

Anna: sorry, Mommy Elie

by Mystify April 8, 2022