boner bonus

(n.) A boner bonus is any normal, everyday situation that will allow you to do something that will result in a definite erection.

Jake: "Dude, my parents are leaving tonight and I'm gonna be home all alone."

Anthony: "Wow, man, you're such a loner."

Jake: "I'm just gonna watch porn all night."

Anthony: "Boner bonus!"

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