Biebonic Plague

An epidemic sweeping the nation, which involves young girls becoming obsessed with Justin Bieber. Scientists are currently working on an anti-biotic, but there is no tangible end in sight.

12 year old girl: OMG I'm totally the person Justin Bieber is talking about in "Somebody to Love"!!!

Reasonable Person: Damn girl, you've got a serious case of Biebonic Plague.

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