clonesturbation

The act of cloning ones self and then sexually pleasuring the clone.
Also see Clone-fucking.

Once Bob got a cloning machine he spent the entire day engaging in clonesturbation

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face time

The amount of time some gets in front of a camera.

Ed sullivan got a lot of face time during his show.

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napalm

The act of taking off ones own clothing and dousing the body in syrup, followed by a surprise leap onto an unsuspecting individual.

I napalmed Steve last night while he was sleeping.

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