College

1. Where I go and work my ass off every day learning diffeq and pchem and such, but its apparently expensive daycare.

2. One of the most popular institutions to rip on.

Guy 1: "College is such a joke, man. You pay tons of money to get wasted and learn nothing related to the real world. I don't even use anything I "learned" there. You should drop out."

Guy 2: "Interesting. What was your major again?"

Guy 1: "Communications"

Guy 1: "Oh, right. And yea, I'll take fries with that."

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