wepon

A device created for the purpose of killing zombie goasts, final bosses, and combines. Seen in the epic fanfiction Half Life: Full Life Consequences and its sequels.

Excerpt from the fanfic:

John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.

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2fort

Although the most popular map in Team Fortress 2, it sucks because EVERY server running it uses mods that screw up the gameplay, thus making it more of a deathmatch map and not capture the flag. Also used by idiot snipers to practice headshots without properly charging them.

I can't join a 2fort server without tons of snipers making one uncharged bodyshot after another.

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Chocolate pudding

If you make it at 4 in the morning, then you have lost control of your life.

Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I've lost control of my life.

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