My eyelashes almost burned off

When something smells really bad...

"walking down the street"

(jim) "nice day huh?"

(tony) "yeah"

(jim) "you smell that?"

(tony) "its not me"

(jim) "no i think its that dead racoon"

(tony) "damn that really does stink"

(jim) "hell yeah my eyelashes almost burned off"

Budweiser

One of the best beers in the world, if not the best beer in the world... Brewed with the most high quality ingredients for a super pleasurable experience, this beer can get anybody drunk.... This is a true american beer with a superior drinkability that is truly amazing.

WOW! i just had a mother fuckin great night drinkin me some budweisers, i wouldn't have chosen any other beer.... This shit is BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sketch Topia

When your doing something that you dont want other people to know your doing.. something thats sketch

Like selling weed, buying weed, smoking weed!

Search up sketch

(mark) hey come to the park by my house and drop me off a 20 sack.

(josh) uhh can i just meet you at your house?

(mark) why?

(josh) because there's a shit load of people at the park... its sketch topia!

desert trip

when driving thru the southern california desert on your way to las vegas, making stops at rest stops maybe smoke a cigarette or 2, stopping at gas stations and buying munchies for the road, blasing a great CD on your cd player having a great magical time on your way to the sin city driving thru one of the most amazing deserts

(cris) you got that joint?

(bob) yeah i do..

(cris) fire it up!! lets stop at that gas station to

get munchies for the desert trip

(bob) im down..