angry polar bear

When you hum lightly and put your face right inbetween a fat girl's tits and shake your head vigorously side-to-side, keeping your lips and cheeks loose so they flop around and make an audible sound.
This act can also be performed on well-endowed thin women.

My god, that fat chick is busting out of her tank top both above and below! You think she'd slap me if I went over and gave her an angry polar bear?

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Moon roost

When you a guy presses his butt cheeks against a window and his balls dangle profusely! especially bad if a ball and butt print is left on the window or the guy wasn't aware he was a dangler.

Danny just moon roosted us and left his ass and ball print on my clean windows.

chante

(v) pronounced (shon-tay).
The act of instigating a plan involving another person, but failing to follow through or notify the other person that you weren't coming.
The important difference between a chante and a flake is that to chante a person implies that you were the one that extended the invitation, and then subsequently bailed on the plan.
Although I havent heard the term used commonly outside of Washington, it seems to be gaining popularity over the last year.

Jason: So I heard Sarah asked you to the concert last night. Did you go?
Nick: No, she totally chanted me! Not even a courtesy call the next day to apologize or explain why she didnt call.

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