London Virgin

A London Virgin is a person who has little to no experience in London, they barely know the areas and when asked for directions they are pathetic, these are the types of people who think central is the only place to go

"Where do you wanna go tomorrow?"

"Ermmmmm central?"
"You're such a London Virgin, and your breath stinks!"

GTFI

"Get the fuck in"

Hey Louis Gtfi now

Ekaterina

Ekaterina is the most gorgeous girl of all time and my jaw drops to the floor whenever she walks past, she is the pinacle of beauty and is literal art and the most interesting person i have EVER met!! i am obsessed with EVERYTHING she does and EVERYTHING about her, she is the perfect girl fr and i am the luckiest guy ever to have her as my gf :)

Louis: who is the prettiest girl in the world?

Me: MY GIRLFRIEND EKATERINA!!!!