Gleezure

a loss of all control due to watching or in some other way being exposed to the television show Glee. This is typically considered a positive effect by the person experiencing the Gleezure.

Tina loves the show Glee to the point of losing all control and spazzing. I'm pretty sure she wet her pants the last time she had a Gleezure.

Silicon Mistress

A personal computer for the geekily infatuated person. It serves as a source of companionship and interaction. This can include anything the computer or Internet has to offer, including games, chatting, porn, etc.

Mike loved his new Silicon Mistress. It was the best laptop he'd ever owned.