USA

A place where whiny Brits complain about every aspect of its existence. However, when the Euro-Dorks need some assistance, who do you think they call? (AKA The Marshall Plan)

The Brits complain about American imperialism, but did the they forget about their own colonies:

The US, Canada, India, IRAQ, Bahamas, Barbados, Australia, New Zealand, Burma, Israel, Jordan, Egypt, Sudan, Ireland, South Africa, Singapore, Nigeria, Sierra Leone, Kuwait, Cyprus, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.

Americans are fat: How's that year long crappy weather, and the ensuing depression and suicidal tendencies it causes?
...and don't get me started on the French

Brits: Screw those Yankee racist blokes!!! USA sucks!!!

American: How was having the worlds greatest navy, and still not being able to beat a bunch of inexperienced soldiers.

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