Foofle

What you probably typed when you were trying to spell google.

I'll search for it.... www.foofle.com - Damn it!

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chimping

What one does after taking a picture with a digital camera and looking at the result. Derived from the words they speak when chimping: "Ooo-oo-oo!"

Locals: Stupid tourists and their stupid chimping.
Tourists: Ooo-oo-oo! Look at Jane in front of car! She so pretty!

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rentals

1. A very cute band (I'm a straight guy and I just said cute - Aaah!) that plays kick ass music.
2. Things you can break without feeling guilt.

1. The Rentals sang California and Friends of P.
2. Betty: These paper plates are rentals so go wild!
Jim: Betty, we're sniffing cocaine off of them, I'd say that's pretty wild.
Babaloo: I've changed my name from Betty to Bertha!
Jim: Well doesn't that just shit your pants.
Bertha: Myes.

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JagTV

The best student-ran news organization in the U.S. Waaaay better than those blokes in Alan, Texas! JagTV is home to Sunny Suren and DOUG YOUNG WHO WROTE FOR HIM.

Man, this lemonade stand is becoming the next JagTV!

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fopah

and have a wonderful.... time? Is that it? No-no its... "and something something all...day?" right?

Your fopah was so awkward last night I had to call a university professor just to know what word I should use.

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copyright

Just like "employees must watch hands," this is a group of words that nobody reads. It's just a friendly reminder that the guy who typed what's copywritten will shake his fist at you if he finds out you take credit for his work.

Jim: You can't take that, it's got a copyright!
Doug: Just watch me. (copies and pastes jim's work!)
Jim: Noooo! *shakes fist at Doug!*
Doug: My name is Doug!
Jim: *KABOOM*
Doug: that showed him.

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interpol

1. A place that sends papers with information on it to people who need it.
2. You will know that you bring my vapors, every time that you pass through this room. Walk through this room. Daaaaaphne, you fiiiind me.
3. NESMonster's favorite band (search for me), he's more than willing to talk music with anyone who agrees.

1. Bob: This just in from interpol, this fax machine is actually a copier!
Jim: Well I'll be damned.
2. You fell for my memory. Daaaaaphne!
3. Interpol toured in Portland and I was the only one not wearing black at the concert.

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