NGM

A clan that consists of the coolest people on Earth. Only the NGM members know what the sacred letters stand for. These NGMers claim that it stands for "National Government Municipality" but detectives all over the world are skeptic. It is rumored that a majority of the clan, including the clan leader, the sys admin, and the secretary of war, are undercover, attending BCA. It is also rumored that the ultimate goal of NGM is world domination. Due to the overwhelming success of the clan missions, a huge number of new recruits have been wanting to join, so NGM is said to have formed an admissions council, going under the acronym "LDX." Only the highest ranked NGM members are in LDX, and not even the regular NGMers know what LDX stands for.

The current LDX administrative council supposedly conists of:
Lithium - Clan Leader
™3.14159265 - Sys. Admin.
Choad - Choadz Admin
Stalin - Secretary of War

Person #1: "OH SNAP! Australia's missing!"
Person #2: "Dang, NGM is at it again."

Noob #1: "z0MG LAWL C@N I PL3@se j01n NGM lyk ROTFLMFAOMFGGLAWLXDDD!!?/1"
NGM Member: "Wear a cup." (deals some permanent damage Noob #1's pelvic area)
Noob #1: "Ow."
NGM Member: (escapes stealthily)

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