Huntingtown High School

A secondary school in Calvert County, Maryland.

The school's mascot is "The Hurricanes," which is a bit banal if you think about it.

Typical social variations: Hipsters, jocks, jerks, computer geeks, and, insufferably, the moneyed know-it-alls.

They have a reputation for their swim team and their marching band, which, in this topsy turvy world, performs better than the Football Team.

Tom: Hey, where do you go to school?

Cherie: I go to Huntingtown High School

Tom: Oh, that's great!

Cherie: Yeah, go Canes!

Tom: *thinking* Fuck off, you vapid idiot.

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