is a mentally unstable sociopath that enjoys the suffering of others. A Umile typically has beautiful brown luscious hair.
Girls have mixed emotions about an Umile, either you like him or you don't. A typical Umile disapoints his parents to the point of insanity. A Umile is qwirky with many passions like knitting and fishing.
girl1: wow look at that fucking guy, why is he eating lotion
guy1: He's probably a Umile
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