Elope

Elope, traditionally, means to run away or abandon family to marry. Although the word is also used by workers and nurses at psychiatric institutions (asylums, mental wards, sanatorium, etc.) to describe the a patient trying to escape.

Nurse: Sir, we seem to be missing one of our more violent patients, I believe he is trying to elope.
Director: Verywell, call the guards and get me the governor phone number.

Oratory Prep

The Oratory Preparatory School, simply called Oratory by many, is a private, all-boys, catholic high school located between Morristown and Summit, New Jersey. The school is widely considered to “compete” with other boys schools like Delbarton and Seaton Hall Prep, both in sports and in terms of student enrollment. Oratory has a big rivalry with these schools, while, as big as loosing every single sports game could be. Oratory has a reputation of failure when it comes to sports, being outclassed by the jocks at Seaton hall and the rich geeks at Delbarton almost every time. The result is that Oratory’s students become the brunt of many jokes and get little affection from any possible girlfriends. This is such a problem that many students have turned to homosexuality to fulfill there “needs” due to the lack of any pussy to molest or to insert the tiny dicks into. And believe me, if there were female students at oratory there would be a lot of non-consentual (rape) incidents, so we can all pray to God that there aren’t any. Gays have become so numerous at oratory that the names Oral-tory and Oratory-fag-atory have become common. Oratory boys kids day that there special, and that they are becoming true gentleman by going there, this is a lie, kids only go there because they didn’t want to go to a public school. Beacuse in essence, oratory is a boys-only public school for those who want to feel like they are special or above “the common folk”.

Oliver (Delbarton kid): Oh, look its the fag-bag.
Anthony (Oratory kid): Don’t say that slur, I will report you to my coach and your coach! Oratory Prep the best man!
Steven (Seaton hall kid): DoN’t SaY tHaT sLuR!
Oliver: *uses shoelaces to make noose and hanges himself on an exit sigh*

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Hubit

Hubit was a famous Russian wrestler. A very talented individual, he died in 2018 after a long struggle with with the illness know as ligma.

Steve: Have you heard of the famous russian wrestler hubit?
Bill: Who?
Steve: Hubit yaballsoff?
Bill: (pulls gun) dumb nigger (kills Steve)