Sausage and Egg McMuffin

When having doggy style sex with a woman and you decide to have breakfast also. You then crack and egg in her cooch and add your sausage to complete the breakfast delight.

Tyler, while fucking Drew's mom, began to get a rumbling in his stomach. He then proceeded to make a sausage and egg mcmuffin in her snatch, she already had the extra cheese.

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PIF

Pussy I'd Fuck

Tyler was at the bar, felt a hand rubbing his leg, thought to himself.... PIF.

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