PWG

Stands for Pasty White Guy/Guys. Usually English, Irish or German descent. Physically have very pale skin, light colored eyes and white hair or bald. Occasionally they may have a mutant gene that gives them darker features or the mailman was involved in conception. They eat lots of mashed Potatoes and put mayonnaise on everything. Wear dockers and boat shoes to weddings, sometimes they have Whales on their belts or pants.
Golf is their favorite sport.

Robin and Brian tried to hang with the homies but it became very clear they are just PWG's

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