Rory

Rory, also known as "Emperor of Earth" is an immensely attractive man in possession of a massive C*** (I said Café you dirty minded numbskulls, seriously though, try the pumpkin spice late. As previously mentioned, Rory is immensely attractive, with several hundred people of all genders sacrificing their lives for his affection and sexual favors.

Rory is NOT a narcissist.

"I love Rory, my lord and savior and supreme commander of the legions of humankind"