Don't Be a Carlos

1. Don't Be a Carlos refers to never being able to retain or collect all the information necessary. Usually asking questions that do not relate to anything being discussed.

2. Thinks about things to do to seem "better" but is pointless to do.

3. When you or someone you know causes stress, mumbling, anxiety, or loss of braincells.

Lt.: "What's the most inspiring thing I ever said to you?" Carlos: “Don't be a Carlos. It changed my life."
Joe: "Hey can you go help this guy?" Bill: "Who am I meeting and what does he need?" Joe: "I don't know." Bill: "Don't be a fucking Carlos."