Noah

The type of person whose dialog tree hasn’t been updated in the new patch and so talking to them only increases your playtime.

Player: What do you think about this sword I got?
Noah: that is a good sword
Player: what’s good about my sword?
Noah: well it’s a sword and it has colors and a pointed edge
Player: Well then what’s a bad sword?
Noah: Yes
Player: well I just wasted all of my time