CHB

Certified hot bitch. Refers to a woman who is considered good looking, on any straight male's standards. Derivative of HB (hot bitch).

"I'm gonna have to say our waitress is a CHB."
"Well, while I agree that she is an HB, I doubt every straight male would agree with us. She has small boobs and some pimples, so there is certainly a portion of men who would not share our views."
"Yes, I see your point now. She will remain in the HB classification."

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CHB LE

Certified hot bitch, limited edition. Refers to a CHB who is within the 98th percentile of the hottest women in the world.

"Wow, check out that chick across the street."
"Damn! I haven't seen an HB that hot in months!"
"I think it's fair to say she's a CHB LE."
"Most def."