NSF56K

Not Safe For 56K. A phone line that isn't good enough to get the full connection speed of a 56K modem.

I moved out into the country, and they gave me a NSF56K line!

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ghonorrea

A misspelling of gonorrhea.

I didn't know how to spell "gonorrhea", so I wrote "ghonorrea" instead.

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dag

Adam Carolla's friendly nickname for David Alan Grier.

Did you hear DAG on Loveline last night? He sure healed a lot of babies!

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realody

1. Parody or satire that's so realistic you can hardly tell it's meant as a joke.

2. Presenting a real idea by parodying it. This type of realody may rely on making fun of something with criticisms that are so obviously wrong, they end up supporting the idea they appear to mock (see also sarcasm).

1. "Welcome to the web site of the American Soda Council."

2. "Gay marriage will never work. If we give them marriage licenses, what'll they want next? Hunting licenses? Driver's licenses?"

the real thing

1. Coca-Cola.

2. Masturbation.

1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.

2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." -Adam Carolla

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Trey

One of the guys who invented South Park. He also acted in movies like BASEketball, Cannibal! The Musical, and Orgazmo.

South Park was created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

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dcc

Direct Client Connection, a protocol used on IRC to send files between users, create private chats, and make a whiteboard for shared drawing. The DCC handshake is sent through the server (with CTCP), but the file/chat/whiteboard session takes place over a direct connection between the clients--hence the name.

Can also be used as a verb, meaning to send a file using DCC.

"Hey man, DCC me that video of Fred Durst eating his own shit."

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