Albertan

An Albertan is a scumfuck from Alberta who makes a shit ton of money and still complains about prices. Wouldn't know how to work if someone kicked them in the ass. The maritimers come out and do most of the work and don't get paid as much as the Albertan fuckers. Rude and wouldn't know manners if it punched em in the dick.

"buddy over there's really rude" - maritimer
"he's an Albertan"

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doughhead

Someone insanely stupid. When you hear them speak you literally think their brain is made of dough.

"is Canada in the U.S.A.?"
"no you doughhead"

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