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A fake coin worth shit... or shuffling the words, a coin sized shit stain from a fart.
That near miss whilst cycling in traffic left a brass farthing in my shorts. Better take the penny farthing next time. The extra height will help me see what is coming.
A barista with dreadlocks. Or a barista that is a practicing Rastafarian.
Man! That Baristafarian drew a smoking leaf on my cappuccino!