Hamageddon

1. The mass government sanctioned slaughter of pigs in direct response to fears of swine flu.

2. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to irrational fear of swine flu.

3. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to cultural biases against pork based upon religious beliefs. The slaughter of such animals alleged to be justified due to concerns about diseases such as Swine influenza but really based on deep rooted religious biases or prohibitions against eating meat from pigs.

The government of Egypt has ordered the destruction of all pigs to stop the spread of Swine Flu. The actions will result in Hamageddon for Egypt's 400,000 pigs.

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Pockets with benefits

A pocket in an item of clothing that one has not worn for some time that unexpectedly contains a sum of money.

Subcategories include the following:

"Pants with benefits" "Jeans with benefits" "Suit with benefits" "Bag with benefits" and "Cothing with benefits".

"I was so psyched when I tried on an old pair of jeans and found a 20$ bill in the pocket. Talk about pockets with benefits! "

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Brajole Patrol

1. A group of attractive women who are on the prowl for male meat.

2. A group of attractive women.

The definition is derived from the Italian word braciole (commonly pronounced "/bra'zhul/" from the Sicilian prononciation) that refers to an Italian dish in which pieces of meat are rolled into sausage like wrappings. The slang term is often used to refer to male reproductive organs.

Hey man, look at that group of girls over there that is one hot "brajole patrol".

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Stink Central

A term used to define a room or area that smells really bad.

"Don't go into the bathroom, its Stink Central"

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Autopsy Head

"The line, crease or mark left on a persons forehead as a result of wearing a tight hat"

Looks like you have a bad case of "autopsy head".

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Drop an intestine

A long, thick and continuous bowel movement that coils upon hitting the toilet bowel and appears shaped exactly like one's intestine.

Holy crap, I just "dropped an intestine!"

I'll see you guys in a few minutes I have to "drop an intestine".

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Karmarang

A term used to describe the following:

1. The consequences of a negative or evil deed that seemingly come right back (like a boomerang) to cause trouble for the person.

2. Something that comes back to haunt you.

"The rumor that Jane spread about Vicky was a real Karmarang. Vicky found out and Jane is in real trouble."

"I would think twice before stealing that. It could be a real Karmarang."

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