Containment Breach

1. A release of excrement from a faulty or overloaded child's diaper.

2. A term used to describe a fart that has escaped all attempts to keep it contained under a comforter or blanket.

"It was a real nightmare, we had a major containment breach, our boys diaper failed to hold and we had to throw out his pants."

"Hold your nose there's been a containment breach. I could not hold it"

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Snails or Oysters?

1. A question as to one's sexual preference as between male (snails) or female (oysters) from the movie Spartacus (1960).
2. A reference to male or female genitalia.
3. An invitation to bisexual behavior.

"Do you like snails or oysters?"
"My taste includes both snails and oysters"

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Blago

"A hairstyle characterized by a large clump of hair in the middle but short on the sides"

"I asked my barber to give me the old Blago"

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Sack of skin

1. Someone who sits on their lazy ass all day while doing the absolute minimum possible to avoid being fired.

2. A term used to describe a scam artist, idiot, moron asshole or useless person who does nothing but collect unemployment or disability benefits.

"Who is Sandy's secretary?" "Fran" "She's terrible. "Just a sack of skin".

I for one am tired of those scam artists who sit on their asses and collect unemployment and disability benefits while vacationing at Disney World or partying their asses off. The're nothing but worthless sacks of skin!

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Carter Effect

The period of time following an extremely unpopular president during which the opposing party maintains control of the presidency. The "Carter Effect" represents the collective institutionalized public animus and national fatigue evoked and often associated with an unpopular president which creates a bias and passion against voting for candidates from the same party.

The term is associated with Democratic President James Earl Carter who was very unpopular following his presidency. It took three presidential terms or 12 years before the negative feelings that a majority of Americans had for Carter's Presidency subsided to the point where the nation was once again willing to elect a Democratic president. Today a majority of Americans rate Carter's executive performance significantly higher then when he left office. (LS)

Presently the country is experiencing the "Bush Effect" a time in which feelings regarding the Bush Presidency have left significant numbers of Americans feeling upset with George W. Bush's Presidency and unwilling to support any Republican candidates.

"The Carter Effect" left it difficult for Democrats to regain control of the White House for 12 years.

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