Tanned

NO THIS DOESN'T MEAN BLACK. STOP MIXING MY SKIN COLOR UP!
When you're out in the sun almost daily and you get a nice slightly browner skin color

Annoying person: "OI YOU'RE A NIGGA!"
Me: "I'M TANNED NOT BLACK!"
Annoying person: "You're supposed to be white like the rest of us“
Me: "Ok wtf is this shit I don't get paid enough"

Dan Heng

Dan Heng is the person everyone wants. Ironically though, he has a husband.

Carol: "DAN HENG!!!!!! COME GET YOUR COCK UP ME PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU"

Was

OML LOOK THIS GUY'S SEARCHING UP THE DEFINITION OF WAS BAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Dies of laughter*
Ok ok "Was" is the past tense of "Is"

Random asf person: "I was drunk last ight"
You: *Looks up from phone* (OML RARE MOMENT OF SOMEONE NOT ON THEIR PHONE) "Yes... and?"
Random asf person: "I fucked someone"
You: "Man I don't even know you. I was just existing when you came over to me-"
Random asf person: "WAIT IM SO SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DIFFERENT PERSON!"

Therapy

(HELP I JS REALISED THERE WASN'T A DEFINITION FOR THIS!)
Therapy is what most people need, and is espicially useful when you have depression, PTSD, anxiety or anything of the sort. Also a great way to vent your shit on a random person and have them fully agree with you.

Random kid to parent: Mum I need therapy
Parent: You know in my days we had to walk mountians, skin rabbits, wade through swamps, fight a lion, be mentally tortured, AND WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY THERAPY. So get on with life.

Gaming Addict

A word that really doesn't exist, but made up by the organisation of P.A.R.E.N.T.S which stands for Private Assiociation that Reforms over-Excited Nutheads That are Simple, used to describe a person who games on a device for even a second. For some reason, there's no such thing as Candy-crush addict or Football-games Addict. I wonder why...

Friend's parent: "Do you like playing games on your device?"
You: "Doesn't everyone?"
Friend's parent: *Puts on sudden worried expression* "WHAT?!?!?!? YOU'RE A "GAMING ADDICT"? DON'T GO WITHIN A MILE OF MY KID ANYMORE! YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BAD INFLUENCE!"
You: "...what on Earth?" *Walks away*